Jarom and I bring to your reading enjoyment, the top ten best breakup excuses, ever! Your eyes will love you for reading these.
#10 What do you mean you dont like Boy Meets World?
#9 So... I'm thinking we should have never met in person.
#8 Yeah, ever since I saw you at the family reunion...
#7 I know, I know what I said, but then I got lasik.
#6 I just don't want you to get syphilis.
#5 Can I get my sweatshirt back by sunday night? why sunday night? I'll tell you when I get my sweatshirt back...
#4 Its not you, its me ...who am I kidding? It's you.
#3 The jerk store called, and said I should break up with you. (this one is for you Seinfeld fans)
#2 Lets just be friends, and by that i mean, lets never see each other again.
#1 I think we should break up, I have to kill Voldemort and save the wizarding world.
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2 comments:
Those are great reasons... Haha.
The last one's my favorite :)
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